1 00:00:10,310 --> 00:00:11,137 - "The Ms. Pat Show" was filmed in front of 2 00:00:11,206 --> 00:00:13,172 a live studio audience. 3 00:00:17,103 --> 00:00:19,517 - One thing most parents have in common 4 00:00:19,586 --> 00:00:21,620 is the fact that we want our kids 5 00:00:21,689 --> 00:00:24,206 to have a much easier life than we did. 6 00:00:24,275 --> 00:00:26,206 But if we being honest, 7 00:00:26,275 --> 00:00:29,206 some of these kids could use some trauma. 8 00:00:29,275 --> 00:00:32,551 Not having food to eat, baby, build character. 9 00:00:32,620 --> 00:00:34,689 Eating your cereal with tap water 10 00:00:34,758 --> 00:00:38,551 will give you a hell of an imagination. 11 00:00:38,620 --> 00:00:42,482 And we all know dodging your mama's thick-ass extension cord 12 00:00:42,551 --> 00:00:45,827 is true dedication of training for the Olympics. 13 00:00:45,896 --> 00:00:47,655 At least that's what I tell myself 14 00:00:47,724 --> 00:00:50,586 when I'm being jealous of my privileged-ass kids. 15 00:00:53,931 --> 00:00:55,275 Terry, spit in this tube. 16 00:00:55,344 --> 00:00:56,586 - Damn, wild woman. 17 00:00:56,655 --> 00:01:00,241 You gotta at least buy a man dinner first. 18 00:01:00,310 --> 00:01:02,344 - I'm trying to send your DNA in 19 00:01:02,413 --> 00:01:04,275 so I can find out who your real daddy is 20 00:01:04,344 --> 00:01:08,758 while your mama was a rollingstone.com. 21 00:01:08,827 --> 00:01:11,551 - You know, that's sweet, baby, but I really don't care. 22 00:01:11,620 --> 00:01:13,413 - Yeah, but in ten years you gonna feel like 23 00:01:13,482 --> 00:01:15,310 you missing something, so spit in the tube 24 00:01:15,379 --> 00:01:17,482 so we ain't gotta do this shit. 25 00:01:17,551 --> 00:01:19,413 - Baby, as far as I'm concerned, 26 00:01:19,482 --> 00:01:21,482 the man that raised me was my dad. 27 00:01:21,551 --> 00:01:23,241 - You really don't wanna know? 28 00:01:23,310 --> 00:01:24,620 - He ain't wanna know nothing about me. 29 00:01:24,689 --> 00:01:26,172 I don't wanna know nothing about him. 30 00:01:26,241 --> 00:01:28,275 - I'm gonna be rich. 31 00:01:28,344 --> 00:01:30,689 - You got hit by a tractor trailer? 32 00:01:30,758 --> 00:01:32,517 - No, listen. 33 00:01:32,586 --> 00:01:35,724 I just got asked to join the basketball team at school. 34 00:01:35,793 --> 00:01:38,689 It's only a matter of time before the NBA calls. 35 00:01:38,758 --> 00:01:42,862 - The NBA don't need another mascot. 36 00:01:42,931 --> 00:01:44,206 - You--wait a minute. 37 00:01:44,275 --> 00:01:47,103 You mean to tell me they asked you to play? 38 00:01:47,172 --> 00:01:48,862 Coach asked you? - Yeah. 39 00:01:48,931 --> 00:01:50,241 It's awesome, Dad. 40 00:01:50,310 --> 00:01:52,551 See, our starting point guard, Kevin, he OD'd, 41 00:01:52,620 --> 00:01:56,137 so enter The Bug. 42 00:01:56,206 --> 00:01:57,310 Just a little nickname 43 00:01:57,379 --> 00:01:59,413 I'm trying to get 'em to call me. 44 00:01:59,482 --> 00:02:01,517 - They only asked him to be on the team 45 00:02:01,586 --> 00:02:05,275 because he's Black and they assume he's good. 46 00:02:05,344 --> 00:02:09,000 - Well, I am Black and I am good, 47 00:02:09,068 --> 00:02:11,482 so can't be too mad at 'em. 48 00:02:11,551 --> 00:02:13,862 - Well, you can be too stupid 49 00:02:13,931 --> 00:02:16,172 to realize you're their little Black bug. 50 00:02:16,241 --> 00:02:18,000 - Whoa. Baby girl, damn. 51 00:02:18,068 --> 00:02:20,689 - Aw, it's okay, Dad. 52 00:02:20,758 --> 00:02:25,034 She's just mad because nobody asked her to the school dance. 53 00:02:25,103 --> 00:02:26,482 - No. 54 00:02:26,551 --> 00:02:29,448 I'm mad because school dances are sexist. 55 00:02:29,517 --> 00:02:34,172 - Janelle, you know how to make anything sound shitty. 56 00:02:34,241 --> 00:02:35,689 - It's true, Mom. 57 00:02:35,758 --> 00:02:36,827 It is gross and I'm sick 58 00:02:36,896 --> 00:02:38,724 of everyone talking about it. 59 00:02:38,793 --> 00:02:41,517 Did you know the word "prom" comes from "promenade," 60 00:02:41,586 --> 00:02:44,586 when girls would act all proper and display themselves 61 00:02:44,655 --> 00:02:46,931 so men would want to marry them? 62 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:49,551 It's disgusting. 63 00:02:49,620 --> 00:02:52,655 - Hey, so where do periods come from? 64 00:02:52,724 --> 00:02:54,758 Periodic table? 65 00:02:54,827 --> 00:02:56,310 - Ha-ha. 66 00:02:56,379 --> 00:02:58,206 - I'll get the lawyer. You get the loser. 67 00:02:58,275 --> 00:03:00,448 - Okay. 68 00:03:04,931 --> 00:03:08,689 So, we got another superstar in the house. 69 00:03:08,758 --> 00:03:10,655 I didn't even know you were interested in playing, son. 70 00:03:10,724 --> 00:03:12,034 - You should've heard them at school 71 00:03:12,103 --> 00:03:13,379 after Kevin went to rehab. 72 00:03:13,448 --> 00:03:15,068 They were all like, "Aw, Junebug, 73 00:03:15,137 --> 00:03:16,241 "we can't wait to see you play. 74 00:03:16,310 --> 00:03:17,551 "Can I wear your jersey? 75 00:03:17,620 --> 00:03:19,034 Oh, can you sign this card for Kevin?" 76 00:03:19,103 --> 00:03:20,413 [both laugh] 77 00:03:20,482 --> 00:03:22,586 Man, they couldn't get enough of your boy. 78 00:03:22,655 --> 00:03:24,793 - Sounds like they were more excited about it than you are. 79 00:03:24,862 --> 00:03:26,206 - Well, I'm just giving the people what they want. 80 00:03:26,275 --> 00:03:28,344 - But is it what you want? 81 00:03:28,413 --> 00:03:30,068 - Uh, yeah. 82 00:03:30,137 --> 00:03:32,827 I mean, the cheerleaders might actually talk to me now. 83 00:03:32,896 --> 00:03:35,344 And plus, when you've got as much skill as I do, 84 00:03:35,413 --> 00:03:36,586 you can't let it go to waste. 85 00:03:36,655 --> 00:03:37,724 Shoot, I might even be able 86 00:03:37,793 --> 00:03:39,724 to teach you a thing or two, old man. 87 00:03:39,793 --> 00:03:41,517 - You ain't said nothing but a word, boy. 88 00:03:41,586 --> 00:03:43,344 - What? How come you get ball first? 89 00:03:43,413 --> 00:03:46,620 - Mm, because I paid for it. 90 00:03:46,689 --> 00:03:48,000 - How 'bout we shoot for it? 91 00:03:48,068 --> 00:03:49,482 - Cool. 92 00:03:49,551 --> 00:03:51,448 I mean, it's been a minute since we played, 93 00:03:51,517 --> 00:03:53,275 but I gotta assume 94 00:03:53,344 --> 00:03:55,206 that your shot is better than it used to be 95 00:03:55,275 --> 00:03:56,482 if the coach is approaching you at all. 96 00:03:56,551 --> 00:03:59,068 - Ah, yeah. - Okay. 97 00:03:59,137 --> 00:04:00,862 - [exhales] 98 00:04:04,206 --> 00:04:05,206 My hand's just a little wet. 99 00:04:05,275 --> 00:04:06,896 - Hehm yeah. Dry 'em off. 100 00:04:06,965 --> 00:04:08,551 Try again. Come on. 101 00:04:08,620 --> 00:04:11,655 All right, yeah. All right. 102 00:04:17,620 --> 00:04:19,551 - ♪ Come on, it's time to go ♪ 103 00:04:19,620 --> 00:04:22,517 ♪ It's "The Ms. Pat Show" ♪ 104 00:04:24,862 --> 00:04:25,620 - [sighs] Look. 105 00:04:25,689 --> 00:04:27,103 Before you even start, 106 00:04:27,172 --> 00:04:28,758 I've already made up my mind. 107 00:04:28,827 --> 00:04:30,793 I'm not going to that stupid dance. 108 00:04:30,862 --> 00:04:33,448 - Why, because nobody asked you? 109 00:04:33,517 --> 00:04:36,137 - I wouldn't go even if they did. 110 00:04:36,206 --> 00:04:38,137 Look, I told you already. 111 00:04:38,206 --> 00:04:40,862 Those dances represent everything that I hate. 112 00:04:40,931 --> 00:04:43,206 I'm not gonna wait around for some guy 113 00:04:43,275 --> 00:04:46,413 to ask me to be his little trophy. 114 00:04:46,482 --> 00:04:49,172 - I think you making a mistake, Janelle. 115 00:04:49,241 --> 00:04:53,275 School dances are what makes it fun to be a teenager. 116 00:04:53,344 --> 00:04:54,586 And let me tell you this, a night like this 117 00:04:54,655 --> 00:04:57,172 is not gonna exist when you get older. 118 00:04:57,241 --> 00:05:00,310 I missed mines when I was your age. 119 00:05:00,379 --> 00:05:01,482 - Why didn't you go? 120 00:05:01,551 --> 00:05:03,068 - My water broke. 121 00:05:03,137 --> 00:05:04,724 - Really? 122 00:05:04,793 --> 00:05:07,103 - Yep, I went into labor with Ashley. 123 00:05:07,172 --> 00:05:09,655 You know, them gays don't care when they come out. 124 00:05:11,724 --> 00:05:13,206 - What you all talking about? 125 00:05:13,275 --> 00:05:15,758 - This one here don't wanna go to her school dance. 126 00:05:15,827 --> 00:05:17,413 - Okay, well, if she don't wanna go, Pat, 127 00:05:17,482 --> 00:05:19,103 she don't wanna go. 128 00:05:19,172 --> 00:05:20,827 - See, you another one that don't appreciate 129 00:05:20,896 --> 00:05:23,000 the opportunity you had when you was coming up. 130 00:05:23,068 --> 00:05:24,310 - Don't blame me. 131 00:05:24,379 --> 00:05:25,689 I got to go to those things 132 00:05:25,758 --> 00:05:28,689 'cause my boyfriends knew how to pull out. 133 00:05:28,758 --> 00:05:30,896 - Yeah, pull out of your life. 134 00:05:30,965 --> 00:05:33,758 - Hey, would you two just stop it? 135 00:05:33,827 --> 00:05:35,689 Look, it doesn't matter anyway. 136 00:05:35,758 --> 00:05:38,379 These dances are not for me. 137 00:05:38,448 --> 00:05:41,655 So just stop talking about it. 138 00:05:43,517 --> 00:05:45,206 - She wanna go to that dance. 139 00:05:45,275 --> 00:05:46,448 - But she just said-- 140 00:05:46,517 --> 00:05:48,551 - I don't give a fuck. 141 00:05:51,034 --> 00:05:53,689 That is my daughter and she's not gonna miss her dance 142 00:05:53,758 --> 00:05:56,000 'cause some white boy won't ask her out. 143 00:05:56,068 --> 00:05:58,482 - So what are you gonna do? 144 00:05:58,551 --> 00:06:00,965 - I'ma rent her a nigga. 145 00:06:05,034 --> 00:06:07,931 [soft brass music] 146 00:06:08,000 --> 00:06:10,103 ♪ ♪ 147 00:06:10,172 --> 00:06:13,448 - All right, Pop, you already circumcised one finger. 148 00:06:15,896 --> 00:06:17,206 If you circumcise the other one, 149 00:06:17,275 --> 00:06:20,103 you won't be able to send me no more Cash Apps. 150 00:06:20,172 --> 00:06:21,448 - Don't worry. 151 00:06:21,517 --> 00:06:24,034 I block all your requests with my middle finger. 152 00:06:25,689 --> 00:06:27,793 - Dang, what's wrong with you? - It's your brother. 153 00:06:27,862 --> 00:06:29,517 - Don't worry. His balls will drop eventually. 154 00:06:29,586 --> 00:06:31,172 - [feigns laughter] 155 00:06:31,241 --> 00:06:33,103 He dropping balls plenty. 156 00:06:33,172 --> 00:06:34,965 And he got asked to play on the basketball team 157 00:06:35,034 --> 00:06:36,413 and the boy is trash. 158 00:06:36,482 --> 00:06:39,068 - What do you expect? Junebug's always been trash. 159 00:06:39,137 --> 00:06:41,241 I mean, he's not even 5'5" standing on a PS5. 160 00:06:41,310 --> 00:06:42,620 - Yeah, look, man, 161 00:06:42,689 --> 00:06:44,275 I ain't expecting anything, all right? 162 00:06:44,344 --> 00:06:46,103 You know, those folks down at that daggone school 163 00:06:46,172 --> 00:06:48,413 got that boy thinking he King James. 164 00:06:48,482 --> 00:06:49,655 - Okay, and what's wrong with that? 165 00:06:49,724 --> 00:06:50,931 - Ay, man, they're just setting him up 166 00:06:51,000 --> 00:06:52,620 for a whole world of embarrassment, Brandon. 167 00:06:52,689 --> 00:06:54,896 - Okay, look, embarrassment lasts a moment, 168 00:06:54,965 --> 00:06:57,379 but regret, pfft, that lasts a lifetime. 169 00:06:57,448 --> 00:06:59,310 I mean, do you really want Junebug 170 00:06:59,379 --> 00:07:00,413 to look back ten years from now, 171 00:07:00,482 --> 00:07:01,655 living in y'all's basement, 172 00:07:01,724 --> 00:07:03,896 wondering where he went wrong in life? 173 00:07:05,724 --> 00:07:08,448 - Are we talking about you or Junebug? 174 00:07:08,517 --> 00:07:10,172 - All right, you got me. 175 00:07:10,241 --> 00:07:11,689 Look, it be like that. 176 00:07:11,758 --> 00:07:14,517 - I just don't wanna tell the kid he's somebody he's not. 177 00:07:14,586 --> 00:07:16,586 You know, it sucks going through life 178 00:07:16,655 --> 00:07:19,517 with nobody being honest about who you are 179 00:07:19,586 --> 00:07:22,655 until it's too late for it to even matter. 180 00:07:22,724 --> 00:07:26,896 - Okay, are we still talking about Junebug or you? 181 00:07:26,965 --> 00:07:29,068 - You got me. 182 00:07:29,137 --> 00:07:31,586 But it be like that. 183 00:07:31,655 --> 00:07:33,241 - Hey, um, do you mind if I change this, Pop? 184 00:07:33,310 --> 00:07:35,034 - Sure, go ahead. 185 00:07:35,103 --> 00:07:36,172 [Tony! Toni! Toné's "Feels Good"] 186 00:07:36,241 --> 00:07:38,241 - ♪ It feels good ♪ 187 00:07:38,310 --> 00:07:40,172 ♪ Yeah ♪ 188 00:07:40,241 --> 00:07:42,758 ♪ It feels good ♪ 189 00:07:42,827 --> 00:07:45,103 ♪ Whoa, it feels good ♪ 190 00:07:45,172 --> 00:07:48,034 ♪ ♪ 191 00:07:48,103 --> 00:07:51,724 ♪ It feels good ♪ 192 00:07:51,793 --> 00:07:53,965 - Yeah, ain't this your jam, Pop? 193 00:07:54,034 --> 00:07:57,379 - Boy, I got a lot of memories and babies 194 00:07:57,448 --> 00:07:59,034 attached to that record there, boy. 195 00:07:59,103 --> 00:08:00,448 You remember at the family reunions, 196 00:08:00,517 --> 00:08:02,068 we used to be out there dancing all night, man? 197 00:08:02,137 --> 00:08:03,793 - Yep, and I remember everybody was laughing at you 198 00:08:03,862 --> 00:08:07,517 'cause you dance like somebody that needed an EpiPen. 199 00:08:07,586 --> 00:08:08,793 - I don't remember that part. 200 00:08:08,862 --> 00:08:12,275 - That's because you were enjoying yourself. 201 00:08:12,344 --> 00:08:13,827 Now trust me, so is Junebug. 202 00:08:13,896 --> 00:08:15,068 And look, I don't know if this may work, 203 00:08:15,137 --> 00:08:16,827 but instead of telling him to stop, 204 00:08:16,896 --> 00:08:19,448 maybe just, you know, coach him up. 205 00:08:19,517 --> 00:08:23,448 - Look at you, having thoughts. 206 00:08:23,517 --> 00:08:26,758 - Yeah, I've been really freaking myself out lately. 207 00:08:26,827 --> 00:08:27,965 - Okay, here we go. 208 00:08:28,034 --> 00:08:29,689 I downloaded this app for teens 209 00:08:29,758 --> 00:08:31,655 and I made a profile for Janelle. 210 00:08:31,724 --> 00:08:35,758 - So what'd you say, she like to take long walks at protests? 211 00:08:35,827 --> 00:08:37,103 - Girl, leave my baby alone. 212 00:08:37,172 --> 00:08:39,413 It ain't her fault I raised her well. 213 00:08:39,482 --> 00:08:41,448 - Well, it will be when she die 214 00:08:41,517 --> 00:08:44,965 and didn't get a chance to use her coochie nipple. 215 00:08:45,034 --> 00:08:48,137 - Girl, just help me find her a nice, boring, ugly date. 216 00:08:48,206 --> 00:08:50,827 - I'm just saying, this is a lot of energy 217 00:08:50,896 --> 00:08:53,551 to put into something that she don't even want. 218 00:08:53,620 --> 00:08:55,068 Why you working this hard anyway? 219 00:08:55,137 --> 00:08:57,310 - So she don't miss out on memories like I did. 220 00:08:57,379 --> 00:08:59,413 - Oh, well, you didn't miss out on nothing 221 00:08:59,482 --> 00:09:01,931 but New Addition and dry humping. 222 00:09:02,000 --> 00:09:05,172 - I wish my humping was dry. 223 00:09:05,241 --> 00:09:08,172 - Ooh, I like this boy, Darquan. 224 00:09:08,241 --> 00:09:10,620 - Darquan? 225 00:09:13,551 --> 00:09:16,000 Darquan sound ghetto 226 00:09:16,068 --> 00:09:18,206 and he look like he shake babies. 227 00:09:20,724 --> 00:09:22,206 - Oh, now I like this dork right here. 228 00:09:22,275 --> 00:09:23,448 He's fucking perfect. 229 00:09:23,517 --> 00:09:26,517 - Trey? Even his name is nerdy. 230 00:09:26,586 --> 00:09:27,827 - Exactly. 231 00:09:27,896 --> 00:09:29,931 Nerds don't get you pregnant. 232 00:09:30,000 --> 00:09:32,793 - All right, well, it does say he's into anime 233 00:09:32,862 --> 00:09:35,724 and he volunteers at local shelters. 234 00:09:35,793 --> 00:09:38,724 - His dumb ass work for free? 235 00:09:38,793 --> 00:09:41,620 - And he has a perfect SAT score. 236 00:09:41,689 --> 00:09:44,137 - That nigga lying. [chuckles] 237 00:09:44,206 --> 00:09:46,206 You know when Black people get a perfect SAT score 238 00:09:46,275 --> 00:09:48,206 they go on to "Good Morning America" 239 00:09:48,275 --> 00:09:51,068 and then they call it a fucking cheatin' scandal. 240 00:09:51,137 --> 00:09:53,034 - Well, send him a message and see what's up. 241 00:09:56,413 --> 00:09:58,758 - How I do that? 242 00:09:58,827 --> 00:10:01,137 - Gimme this damn thing, Pat. 243 00:10:01,206 --> 00:10:03,206 - Make sure you tell him we wanna see him tonight 244 00:10:03,275 --> 00:10:06,620 and make it sound like you, you know, you Janelle. 245 00:10:06,689 --> 00:10:08,758 - "Wassup, lil zaddy?" 246 00:10:08,827 --> 00:10:12,896 [chuckles] "You looking mad fresh. 247 00:10:12,965 --> 00:10:16,413 Hit me back so we can link up." 248 00:10:16,482 --> 00:10:18,275 - "Link up?" 249 00:10:18,344 --> 00:10:21,172 You sound old as hell. 250 00:10:21,241 --> 00:10:23,896 And could you at least use some emojis? 251 00:10:23,965 --> 00:10:25,689 - Girl, fuck emojis. 252 00:10:25,758 --> 00:10:28,551 I use the OGs, okay? 253 00:10:28,620 --> 00:10:32,000 That's the purple pickle, the tongue out, and raindrops. 254 00:10:34,344 --> 00:10:35,724 - I thought you were saved. 255 00:10:35,793 --> 00:10:37,620 - Chile, they had to save me from something. 256 00:10:37,689 --> 00:10:39,034 [tablet chimes] Ooh, he wrote back. 257 00:10:39,103 --> 00:10:41,310 - Already? I told you he was a lame. 258 00:10:41,379 --> 00:10:44,310 - Okay, well, it says he's coming over tomorrow. 259 00:10:44,379 --> 00:10:46,620 Hah! I am good at this. 260 00:10:46,689 --> 00:10:47,862 [gasps] Ooh, you know, 261 00:10:47,931 --> 00:10:49,379 if Denise Grease don't work out, 262 00:10:49,448 --> 00:10:53,068 I might start my own business luring in teenagers. 263 00:10:56,103 --> 00:10:58,310 - You just gonna say that out loud? 264 00:10:59,896 --> 00:11:01,827 You going to jail. 265 00:11:05,620 --> 00:11:08,758 - [groaning] 266 00:11:11,275 --> 00:11:13,689 - What the hell happened to you? 267 00:11:13,758 --> 00:11:16,275 - Junebug needed coaching up again, 268 00:11:16,344 --> 00:11:18,379 so I was out there shooting around with him. 269 00:11:18,448 --> 00:11:20,793 I almost lost my life. 270 00:11:20,862 --> 00:11:22,827 - You need to stop wasting time 271 00:11:22,896 --> 00:11:24,103 and rip the Band-Aid off of this 272 00:11:24,172 --> 00:11:26,275 and tell that boy he ain't shit. 273 00:11:26,344 --> 00:11:28,275 - I know, I know. I thought about that, baby, 274 00:11:28,344 --> 00:11:31,000 but I don't-- I don't want to crush him. 275 00:11:31,068 --> 00:11:33,620 - Like your mama didn't wanna crush you? 276 00:11:33,689 --> 00:11:36,275 - But this is different, okay? 277 00:11:36,344 --> 00:11:38,793 I just hope he's playing for the right reason. 278 00:11:38,862 --> 00:11:40,034 I don't want him doing what I did. 279 00:11:40,103 --> 00:11:42,655 - Marrying a criminal? - [chuckles] 280 00:11:42,724 --> 00:11:44,586 Thinking he gotta play basketball 281 00:11:44,655 --> 00:11:46,586 'cause they asked him to. 282 00:11:46,655 --> 00:11:48,862 You know, people did the same thing to me with football 283 00:11:48,931 --> 00:11:50,275 just 'cause how I looked. 284 00:11:50,344 --> 00:11:52,827 - Why are you projecting your childhood shit on him? 285 00:11:52,896 --> 00:11:54,448 - Oh, for real? 286 00:11:54,517 --> 00:11:56,103 - Yeah, for real. 287 00:11:56,172 --> 00:11:59,310 - Okay, then, who the hell you looking at dresses for? 288 00:11:59,379 --> 00:12:01,862 - Mind your business. 289 00:12:01,931 --> 00:12:03,310 Janelle going to that dance 290 00:12:03,379 --> 00:12:04,965 and she gonna wear one of these dresses too. 291 00:12:05,034 --> 00:12:07,172 - Uh-huh, and does she know that? 292 00:12:07,241 --> 00:12:08,413 - We on a need-to-know basis, 293 00:12:08,482 --> 00:12:09,413 and right now, she don't need to know. 294 00:12:09,482 --> 00:12:11,068 - [chuckles] 295 00:12:11,137 --> 00:12:12,896 You're overdoing it on this one here, Pat. 296 00:12:12,965 --> 00:12:15,137 Mm-hmm. You working too hard, girl. 297 00:12:15,206 --> 00:12:16,551 - Working too hard for what? 298 00:12:16,620 --> 00:12:19,344 - Trying not to be your mama. 299 00:12:19,413 --> 00:12:22,965 - Mildred was mean and never supported shit. 300 00:12:23,034 --> 00:12:26,724 Compared to her, I'm Carol fucking Brady, Terry. 301 00:12:26,793 --> 00:12:29,689 Now here's a story about a good-ass mama. 302 00:12:29,758 --> 00:12:31,206 [doorbell chimes] 303 00:12:31,275 --> 00:12:33,413 I got it. - Oh, who is that? 304 00:12:33,482 --> 00:12:35,448 - I ordered Janelle a date. - What? 305 00:12:35,517 --> 00:12:37,310 How come you never Postmate me a date? 306 00:12:37,379 --> 00:12:39,413 - 'Cause living with your mama ain't doing shit 307 00:12:39,482 --> 00:12:41,275 ain't a hot profile. 308 00:12:41,344 --> 00:12:43,586 - There's some women that love low standards. 309 00:12:43,655 --> 00:12:45,275 - Not basement low. 310 00:12:48,862 --> 00:12:51,172 - Janelle? 311 00:12:52,931 --> 00:12:54,482 - You don't look like a Trey. 312 00:12:54,551 --> 00:12:56,931 - Well, my government name Treyq'uan. 313 00:13:01,827 --> 00:13:05,241 - That is not the nigga I ordered. 314 00:13:08,482 --> 00:13:09,827 - Who's that at the door? 315 00:13:09,896 --> 00:13:11,482 - Is that Trey? 316 00:13:11,551 --> 00:13:13,896 Pat, stop being so rude 317 00:13:13,965 --> 00:13:17,758 and let little Steve Urkel in. 318 00:13:17,827 --> 00:13:21,965 Oh, shit. You Stefan Urquelle. 319 00:13:22,034 --> 00:13:23,379 - So I'm guessing Janelle don't exist 320 00:13:23,448 --> 00:13:25,379 and this a virtual R. Kelly situation? 321 00:13:25,448 --> 00:13:28,103 - Uh, I'm Janelle. 322 00:13:28,172 --> 00:13:29,896 - Oh, she lying. They name Jessie. 323 00:13:29,965 --> 00:13:31,655 - Oh, oh, I'm Trey. I'm your date. 324 00:13:31,724 --> 00:13:34,379 [smacks] - Date? 325 00:13:34,448 --> 00:13:36,310 - Okay, niece-y, don't get mad, but your mama, 326 00:13:36,379 --> 00:13:38,379 she made me make a fake dating profile 327 00:13:38,448 --> 00:13:39,965 so you wouldn't miss your school dance. 328 00:13:40,034 --> 00:13:42,448 - Damn, Denise. You turn that fast? 329 00:13:42,517 --> 00:13:44,655 She ain't even offer you no cigarettes. 330 00:13:44,724 --> 00:13:46,379 - I cannot believe this. 331 00:13:46,448 --> 00:13:48,551 Why can't you just stay out of my business? 332 00:13:48,620 --> 00:13:49,827 - I tried to tell her. 333 00:13:49,896 --> 00:13:51,482 - You ain't tried to tell me shit. 334 00:13:51,551 --> 00:13:54,137 - And this is who you picked for me? 335 00:13:54,206 --> 00:13:57,724 - Nah, that is false fucking advertising right there. 336 00:13:57,793 --> 00:14:00,758 - I don't know, Pat. He is much cuter in person. 337 00:14:00,827 --> 00:14:05,310 He kind of look like that nigga that sold me my first rock. 338 00:14:05,379 --> 00:14:07,931 - Exactly. Get your ass outta here! 339 00:14:08,000 --> 00:14:09,586 - No. 340 00:14:09,655 --> 00:14:11,379 I like him. 341 00:14:11,448 --> 00:14:13,551 - You what? 342 00:14:13,620 --> 00:14:15,724 - Come in. 343 00:14:15,793 --> 00:14:17,137 - He's wrong for you. 344 00:14:17,206 --> 00:14:18,896 - I think he's right for me 345 00:14:18,965 --> 00:14:21,586 and it's who you picked, right? 346 00:14:21,655 --> 00:14:22,758 - Janelle. 347 00:14:22,827 --> 00:14:24,137 - I'm Janelle. 348 00:14:24,206 --> 00:14:26,517 - I'm Treyq'uan. Everybody call me Trey. 349 00:14:26,586 --> 00:14:29,586 - Excuse me, we about to go to my son's basketball game so-- 350 00:14:29,655 --> 00:14:34,275 - Oh, well, I think Treyq'uan should come with us. 351 00:14:34,344 --> 00:14:36,758 - I'll drive us there if you want. 352 00:14:36,827 --> 00:14:38,931 - Even better. 353 00:14:47,310 --> 00:14:49,551 - Okay, you do know when they on the dating app 354 00:14:49,620 --> 00:14:50,689 and they got a car, 355 00:14:50,758 --> 00:14:52,379 he gon' be trying to smash. 356 00:14:52,448 --> 00:14:54,862 - Hell no, the only thing he gonna get deep in 357 00:14:54,931 --> 00:14:56,068 is my back seat. 358 00:14:56,137 --> 00:15:00,172 Hey! Y'all, get your ass in my car. 359 00:15:00,241 --> 00:15:03,379 [cheers and applause] 360 00:15:06,482 --> 00:15:08,034 - I got that app trying to see if I could meet 361 00:15:08,103 --> 00:15:09,379 any cute Black girls. 362 00:15:09,448 --> 00:15:11,827 Thought they ain't exist in Plainfield. 363 00:15:11,896 --> 00:15:13,344 When your mama answered the door, I thought she was you 364 00:15:13,413 --> 00:15:15,827 so it's way better than I expected. 365 00:15:15,896 --> 00:15:18,275 - [laughs] You thought you were getting catfished, huh? 366 00:15:18,344 --> 00:15:21,758 - I thought I was getting sex trafficked-fished. 367 00:15:21,827 --> 00:15:24,482 That's how it go around here. 368 00:15:24,551 --> 00:15:26,551 Most people on that app end up looking like your mama. 369 00:15:26,620 --> 00:15:27,965 [both laugh] 370 00:15:28,034 --> 00:15:29,689 - You sexual activated, nigga? 371 00:15:29,758 --> 00:15:30,965 - Ma'am? 372 00:15:31,034 --> 00:15:33,896 - Are you fucking? - Mama! 373 00:15:33,965 --> 00:15:36,103 - Now, this is a family event. 374 00:15:36,172 --> 00:15:37,413 - Shut up, Terry. 375 00:15:37,482 --> 00:15:39,000 There's probably some kid up under these bleachers 376 00:15:39,068 --> 00:15:41,896 giving a hand job right now. 377 00:15:41,965 --> 00:15:44,206 - Ay, I think Coach is putting Junebug in the game. 378 00:15:44,275 --> 00:15:47,793 - Yes. - Let's go. Let's go. 379 00:15:47,862 --> 00:15:49,034 - All right, Pop. How you feeling? 380 00:15:49,103 --> 00:15:50,068 Did you work with him? - [sighs] I tried. 381 00:15:50,137 --> 00:15:51,517 Let's see what he does. 382 00:15:51,586 --> 00:15:53,862 - Hi. I'm Brad's mom. 383 00:15:53,931 --> 00:15:56,551 The coach is very excited that Junebug is on the team. 384 00:15:56,620 --> 00:15:58,896 - Really? - Yes. Are you kidding me? 385 00:15:58,965 --> 00:16:00,724 With Junebug maybe we can finally 386 00:16:00,793 --> 00:16:01,689 win some games this year. 387 00:16:01,758 --> 00:16:03,862 Go, Junebug! 388 00:16:03,931 --> 00:16:06,448 - Well, he's not playing for you. 389 00:16:06,517 --> 00:16:08,413 - Don't get too excited just because he Black. 390 00:16:08,482 --> 00:16:10,275 - He pretty much Justin Beaver 391 00:16:10,344 --> 00:16:13,310 before he met Usher. - Pat! 392 00:16:13,379 --> 00:16:15,689 - Don't get mad at me for telling the truth. 393 00:16:15,758 --> 00:16:17,344 - Hey, is he supposed to be dribbling it 394 00:16:17,413 --> 00:16:18,551 off his feet like that? 395 00:16:18,620 --> 00:16:20,000 - No. No, he's not 396 00:16:20,068 --> 00:16:21,206 and he's headed for the wrong hoop. 397 00:16:21,275 --> 00:16:23,275 - Pass the ball, boy! 398 00:16:23,344 --> 00:16:25,172 - Don't say "boy" in mixed company. 399 00:16:25,241 --> 00:16:28,000 - Keep your head in the game, nigga! 400 00:16:31,137 --> 00:16:32,137 - Ay, yo, you got it, Bug! 401 00:16:32,206 --> 00:16:34,517 Just relax! 402 00:16:34,586 --> 00:16:36,275 - He sucks. Take him out the game. 403 00:16:36,344 --> 00:16:38,344 He worse than my damn Falcons. 404 00:16:38,413 --> 00:16:40,034 - Oh, hold up! Hold up! 405 00:16:40,103 --> 00:16:42,586 - Wait, he got a steal. - Oh! 406 00:16:42,655 --> 00:16:44,724 - More like a white boy bounced a ball off his head. 407 00:16:44,793 --> 00:16:47,172 - Yeah, but then he caught it. - Shoot it, Junebug. 408 00:16:47,241 --> 00:16:50,896 all: Shoot it! Shoot it! Shoot it! 409 00:16:50,965 --> 00:16:53,000 [all gasp] [loud crash] 410 00:16:58,241 --> 00:17:00,448 - His hands were wet. 411 00:17:01,793 --> 00:17:04,379 - At least he ain't up under the bleachers. 412 00:17:13,482 --> 00:17:15,000 - Hey. 413 00:17:15,068 --> 00:17:16,103 Don't think on it too hard, son. 414 00:17:16,172 --> 00:17:18,517 You'll get 'em next time, champ. 415 00:17:18,586 --> 00:17:19,827 - Next time? 416 00:17:19,896 --> 00:17:21,689 - Only way to get better is to keep playing. 417 00:17:23,379 --> 00:17:25,620 Tell me something. 418 00:17:25,689 --> 00:17:29,965 Who are you on this team for, son? 419 00:17:30,034 --> 00:17:33,482 - Everybody was just so excited when they asked me to play. 420 00:17:33,551 --> 00:17:37,172 I feel like I let 'em down. 421 00:17:37,241 --> 00:17:40,103 - Lemme tell you a story. 422 00:17:40,172 --> 00:17:43,275 You know I played football, right? 423 00:17:43,344 --> 00:17:45,482 Yeah, I was pretty good at it too. 424 00:17:45,551 --> 00:17:48,586 Got scholarships from people all across the country. 425 00:17:48,655 --> 00:17:51,172 But the only reason I played was 426 00:17:51,241 --> 00:17:55,137 to get my daddy's attention. 427 00:17:55,206 --> 00:17:57,517 I thought if I was the best player in town, 428 00:17:57,586 --> 00:17:59,275 you know, he was gonna find a way to make time 429 00:17:59,344 --> 00:18:01,034 to come see me. 430 00:18:01,103 --> 00:18:03,620 But he never did. 431 00:18:03,689 --> 00:18:07,793 I never really liked football, 432 00:18:07,862 --> 00:18:09,482 but I loved him. 433 00:18:11,724 --> 00:18:14,448 See, what I'm trying to tell you, son, is... 434 00:18:14,517 --> 00:18:19,379 do what makes your heart happy. 435 00:18:19,448 --> 00:18:24,827 Don't get to the end of life living off "what ifs." 436 00:18:24,896 --> 00:18:26,586 - But hooping does make me happy. 437 00:18:26,655 --> 00:18:29,034 - It does? Huh, I thought that you-- 438 00:18:29,103 --> 00:18:31,482 - Well, everyone wanting me to play 439 00:18:31,551 --> 00:18:32,793 was why I did it at first, 440 00:18:32,862 --> 00:18:35,620 but then me and you started messing around 441 00:18:35,689 --> 00:18:38,724 in the backyard and suddenly the cheerleaders 442 00:18:38,793 --> 00:18:40,275 that didn't talk to me 443 00:18:40,344 --> 00:18:44,172 still don't talk to me, but... 444 00:18:44,241 --> 00:18:45,551 hey, at least they know my name. 445 00:18:45,620 --> 00:18:47,310 [both chuckle] 446 00:18:47,379 --> 00:18:49,310 No, I loved it. 447 00:18:49,379 --> 00:18:51,413 At least until the laughing started. 448 00:18:51,482 --> 00:18:55,034 - I tried to tell your mama to knock it off. 449 00:18:55,103 --> 00:18:57,103 [clears throat] 450 00:18:57,172 --> 00:19:00,758 Look, as long as you doing it for you, 451 00:19:00,827 --> 00:19:04,551 I'm gon' always be rooting for you, son. 452 00:19:04,620 --> 00:19:05,827 - You're not embarrassed? 453 00:19:05,896 --> 00:19:08,965 - Aw, of course not, son. 454 00:19:09,034 --> 00:19:11,413 Man. 455 00:19:11,482 --> 00:19:17,344 You are free to be whoever and whatever you wanna be. 456 00:19:20,862 --> 00:19:22,172 - Then I'm gonna stay on the team. 457 00:19:22,241 --> 00:19:23,931 - All right. All right. 458 00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:25,482 - I'ma work hard. - Come on. 459 00:19:25,551 --> 00:19:28,137 - I'ma get up early and stay up late practicing my game. 460 00:19:28,206 --> 00:19:30,000 - Say that? [laughs] 461 00:19:30,068 --> 00:19:31,689 - I'ma get better. 462 00:19:31,758 --> 00:19:33,931 I mean, who knows? - Hey, that's my boy. 463 00:19:34,000 --> 00:19:37,068 That's my boy. That's my boy. 464 00:19:37,137 --> 00:19:38,896 - Carson. - Yeah, Coach? 465 00:19:38,965 --> 00:19:41,137 - You're cut. 466 00:19:41,206 --> 00:19:43,827 Leave the jersey on your way out. 467 00:19:43,896 --> 00:19:45,551 - Ay, ay, ay, Coach! Coach, hold on now, man. 468 00:19:45,620 --> 00:19:47,413 You ain't gonna be talking to my son like that. 469 00:19:47,482 --> 00:19:49,103 How you just gonna cut him from the team? 470 00:19:49,172 --> 00:19:51,275 Thank you. 471 00:19:51,344 --> 00:19:52,689 And don't be asking my son for none of them 472 00:19:52,758 --> 00:19:55,517 new Junebug Nikes when they sell out either! 473 00:19:55,586 --> 00:19:57,379 Huh! 474 00:19:57,448 --> 00:19:59,586 - Thanks, Pops. - No problem, boy. 475 00:19:59,655 --> 00:20:00,965 Yeah. 476 00:20:01,034 --> 00:20:02,068 Let me see that crossover, son. 477 00:20:02,137 --> 00:20:03,241 Let me see it, huh? 478 00:20:03,310 --> 00:20:05,172 [laughs] 479 00:20:19,379 --> 00:20:21,379 You ever look into poetry? 480 00:20:26,172 --> 00:20:29,862 This is your brain on a date with my daughter. 481 00:20:31,586 --> 00:20:34,620 - And that's your brain if you try some fuck shit. 482 00:20:34,689 --> 00:20:37,103 - Any questions? 483 00:20:37,172 --> 00:20:41,034 - We gonna need you to leave your little dick here with us. 484 00:20:41,103 --> 00:20:44,965 - And what you gon' do with it? 485 00:20:45,034 --> 00:20:46,517 - Niece-y, wow. 486 00:20:46,586 --> 00:20:48,758 - Baby girl, you look beautiful. 487 00:20:48,827 --> 00:20:51,241 - God damn, I knew I picked the best dress! 488 00:20:51,310 --> 00:20:52,862 - It's a'ight. [chuckles] 489 00:20:52,931 --> 00:20:55,620 - "She doth teach the torches to burn bright. 490 00:20:55,689 --> 00:20:58,206 It seems she hangs upon the cheek of night." 491 00:20:58,275 --> 00:21:00,137 - [chuckles softly] 492 00:21:00,206 --> 00:21:03,862 - What'd your horny ass say about cheeks and nights? 493 00:21:03,931 --> 00:21:06,896 - He's quoting "Romeo and Juliet," Mama. 494 00:21:06,965 --> 00:21:10,275 - You know Shakespeare died of syphilis. 495 00:21:10,344 --> 00:21:12,551 - You know Shakespeare? 496 00:21:12,620 --> 00:21:15,379 - Nah, but I know syphilis. 497 00:21:16,793 --> 00:21:20,724 - Mama, I need to talk to you. 498 00:21:27,655 --> 00:21:30,068 Mom, you're the one that asked Trey here, 499 00:21:30,137 --> 00:21:32,862 but all you've done is be rude to him ever since. 500 00:21:32,931 --> 00:21:35,275 - I know, baby. I know. 501 00:21:35,344 --> 00:21:36,896 I just can't trust a motherfucker who got Qs 502 00:21:36,965 --> 00:21:39,034 in they name. 503 00:21:39,103 --> 00:21:42,103 And that go for your friend named DaeQuan too. 504 00:21:42,172 --> 00:21:44,103 - It is Treyq'uan. 505 00:21:44,172 --> 00:21:48,103 - Just by you saying his name your credit score went down. 506 00:21:48,172 --> 00:21:49,965 I worked my whole life to keep you from going through 507 00:21:50,034 --> 00:21:51,689 what I went through and I be damned 508 00:21:51,758 --> 00:21:54,689 if I'ma let you get knocked up by a Jacquees. 509 00:21:54,758 --> 00:21:56,931 - It is Treyq'uan 510 00:21:57,000 --> 00:21:58,862 and who said anything about getting knocked up? 511 00:21:58,931 --> 00:22:01,551 I mean, I've known the guy for like three seconds. 512 00:22:01,620 --> 00:22:03,724 - Hood boys only need two. 513 00:22:03,793 --> 00:22:06,206 I just wanted you to have a nice, normal date 514 00:22:06,275 --> 00:22:08,068 with a nice, normal nerd. 515 00:22:08,137 --> 00:22:09,689 - But he is a nerd. 516 00:22:09,758 --> 00:22:11,758 He has a perfect SAT score. 517 00:22:11,827 --> 00:22:13,655 - He lying. He would've been on TV. 518 00:22:13,724 --> 00:22:16,000 - No, he really does. 519 00:22:16,068 --> 00:22:19,103 I mean, he does volunteer work, he likes anime, 520 00:22:19,172 --> 00:22:21,068 but his name is also Treyq'uan. 521 00:22:21,137 --> 00:22:23,931 He just happens to have tattoos and gold chains. 522 00:22:24,000 --> 00:22:28,551 Look, you're stereotyping him and you're wrong. 523 00:22:30,379 --> 00:22:31,896 - Okay, I'll back off. 524 00:22:31,965 --> 00:22:34,586 - Thank you. 525 00:22:34,655 --> 00:22:38,620 But you were right about one thing. 526 00:22:38,689 --> 00:22:41,965 Dances are a part of the patriarchy, 527 00:22:42,034 --> 00:22:44,551 but I did want to go to the dance. 528 00:22:44,620 --> 00:22:47,620 It just sucked that no one asked me to go. 529 00:22:47,689 --> 00:22:49,793 - This school ain't your people. 530 00:22:49,862 --> 00:22:52,413 - I mean, maybe it's the school 531 00:22:52,482 --> 00:22:56,379 or maybe people think I just don't wanna do stuff like this? 532 00:22:56,448 --> 00:22:59,758 - Probably 'cause you always saying you don't. 533 00:22:59,827 --> 00:23:02,137 - Yeah, you're probably right. 534 00:23:02,206 --> 00:23:04,206 - Good thing I don't care about your feelings. 535 00:23:04,275 --> 00:23:06,241 - [laughs] 536 00:23:06,310 --> 00:23:08,517 You sure don't. [chuckles] 537 00:23:08,586 --> 00:23:11,344 Look, this definitely wasn't the way to do it, 538 00:23:11,413 --> 00:23:12,655 but I can't lie. 539 00:23:12,724 --> 00:23:13,724 I'm glad I get to go. 540 00:23:13,793 --> 00:23:15,793 - I know I was doing too much, 541 00:23:15,862 --> 00:23:17,034 but I'd rather be a helicopter parent 542 00:23:17,103 --> 00:23:19,517 than a bus parent, like my mama. 543 00:23:19,586 --> 00:23:21,000 - What's a bus parent? 544 00:23:21,068 --> 00:23:24,689 - A bitch who can't afford a helicopter. 545 00:23:24,758 --> 00:23:26,655 I just don't wanna be a shitty mom. 546 00:23:26,724 --> 00:23:29,103 - Well, whenever you try too hard, 547 00:23:29,172 --> 00:23:30,551 the lines get blurred. 548 00:23:30,620 --> 00:23:32,241 - Let me get drunk and don't feed you 549 00:23:32,310 --> 00:23:34,517 and see if you feel the same. 550 00:23:34,586 --> 00:23:36,862 - [chuckles] Look, Mama. 551 00:23:36,931 --> 00:23:39,103 You're better than her, okay? 552 00:23:39,172 --> 00:23:40,931 Just trust that. 553 00:23:41,000 --> 00:23:43,310 We're good. 554 00:23:43,379 --> 00:23:45,586 Well, most of us. 555 00:23:45,655 --> 00:23:47,275 - I've already given up on your brothers. 556 00:23:47,344 --> 00:23:48,896 - [laughs] 557 00:23:48,965 --> 00:23:51,310 Good. 558 00:23:51,379 --> 00:23:53,034 Thanks, Mama. 559 00:23:54,275 --> 00:23:56,379 - Love you. 560 00:23:57,965 --> 00:23:59,896 - Bye, y'all. 561 00:23:59,965 --> 00:24:02,172 - Why does seeing Janelle so happy about this dance 562 00:24:02,241 --> 00:24:03,689 make me feel good? 563 00:24:03,758 --> 00:24:05,655 - Because you too busy living through her 564 00:24:05,724 --> 00:24:07,931 instead of living through yourself. 565 00:24:08,000 --> 00:24:09,655 - I hear you, but it's too late. 566 00:24:09,724 --> 00:24:11,896 - You think so? - You don't? 567 00:24:11,965 --> 00:24:14,896 - No, I don't. 568 00:24:14,965 --> 00:24:17,413 [Bobby Brown's "Rock Wit'cha"] 569 00:24:17,482 --> 00:24:19,586 - What the hell? 570 00:24:19,655 --> 00:24:21,586 [chuckles] 571 00:24:21,655 --> 00:24:29,034 ♪ ♪ 572 00:24:29,896 --> 00:24:31,482 Why are you coming out here looking like 573 00:24:31,551 --> 00:24:33,068 ketchup and mustard? 574 00:24:33,137 --> 00:24:37,103 - [laughs] 575 00:24:37,172 --> 00:24:40,034 ♪ ♪ 576 00:24:40,103 --> 00:24:41,379 Hey, look, baby, I was trying to go 577 00:24:41,448 --> 00:24:42,689 a little bit old-school for you, 578 00:24:42,758 --> 00:24:45,103 but I split my Hammer pants. 579 00:24:45,172 --> 00:24:47,275 Patricia, 580 00:24:47,344 --> 00:24:48,793 will you do me the honor 581 00:24:48,862 --> 00:24:51,413 by attending the homecoming dance? 582 00:24:51,482 --> 00:24:53,137 - Where at? 583 00:24:53,206 --> 00:24:56,137 - We at home. You coming? 584 00:24:56,206 --> 00:24:57,482 - [chuckles] 585 00:24:57,551 --> 00:24:58,862 Is this what I missed out on? 586 00:24:58,931 --> 00:25:01,827 - ♪ Hold you oh so tight ♪ 587 00:25:01,896 --> 00:25:03,517 - What you think, huh? 588 00:25:03,586 --> 00:25:05,310 - ♪ Just touch me anywhere ♪ 589 00:25:05,379 --> 00:25:08,413 - Yeah, see that? 590 00:25:08,482 --> 00:25:10,896 [both laugh] 591 00:25:10,965 --> 00:25:13,896 - It's pretty good as long as you keep dancing slow. 592 00:25:13,965 --> 00:25:15,344 - What? 593 00:25:15,413 --> 00:25:17,620 What, you don't think I can dance either? 594 00:25:17,689 --> 00:25:19,310 - Terry. - No, uh-uh. 595 00:25:19,379 --> 00:25:22,482 Fuck that. 596 00:25:22,551 --> 00:25:25,655 - [chuckles] The choir boy cussing? 597 00:25:25,724 --> 00:25:27,034 [MC Hammer's "2 Legit 2 Quit"] 598 00:25:27,103 --> 00:25:30,758 - ♪ Too legit, too legit to quit ♪ 599 00:25:30,827 --> 00:25:34,448 ♪ Too legit, too legit to quit ♪ 600 00:25:34,517 --> 00:25:38,206 - Somebody get this man a EpiPen. 601 00:25:38,275 --> 00:25:41,758 - ♪ Too legit, too legit to quit ♪ 602 00:25:41,827 --> 00:25:43,793 ♪ Sweat, running' all over my chest, chest ♪ 603 00:25:43,862 --> 00:25:45,758 ♪ I don't quit, no, I just ♪ 604 00:25:50,793 --> 00:25:53,206 - Oh, my God! 605 00:25:53,275 --> 00:25:56,655 I thought I was getting robbed by Broke-ahontas. 606 00:25:56,724 --> 00:25:58,724 What are you doing up so late? 607 00:25:58,793 --> 00:26:01,034 - Making sure your night didn't end the way mine did 608 00:26:01,103 --> 00:26:02,551 'cause you know the only damn thing 609 00:26:02,620 --> 00:26:05,206 open this late is moisturized thighs. 610 00:26:05,275 --> 00:26:08,275 - And IHOP 'cause that's where we went. 611 00:26:08,344 --> 00:26:10,068 - That better be all you brought home. 612 00:26:10,137 --> 00:26:12,344 Did you have a good time? - Yes, ma'am. 613 00:26:12,413 --> 00:26:14,689 - And I know you told your daddy to distract me 614 00:26:14,758 --> 00:26:16,758 so I wouldn't interrupt you and Offset. 615 00:26:16,827 --> 00:26:20,413 - I told him not to tell you. 616 00:26:20,482 --> 00:26:22,241 - He didn't. You just did. 617 00:26:24,551 --> 00:26:27,103 But I enjoyed it. 618 00:26:27,172 --> 00:26:29,068 Only thing missing was my youth. 619 00:26:29,137 --> 00:26:30,413 - [chuckles] 620 00:26:30,482 --> 00:26:33,137 - Fuck Ashley and her timing. 621 00:26:34,896 --> 00:26:37,241 - Goodnight, Mama. 622 00:26:37,310 --> 00:26:39,758 Thank you. 623 00:26:42,448 --> 00:26:44,310 - [chuckles softly] 624 00:26:46,206 --> 00:26:49,793 - [sighs] Ay, here you go, sweetie. 625 00:26:49,862 --> 00:26:53,793 [groans softly] 626 00:26:53,862 --> 00:26:55,896 - We're not too bad with this parenting shit, is we? 627 00:26:55,965 --> 00:26:57,655 - As good as we gonna be. 628 00:26:57,724 --> 00:26:59,379 [laughs] [loud crash] 629 00:26:59,448 --> 00:27:01,379 - [gasps] 630 00:27:01,448 --> 00:27:03,172 That boy suck. 631 00:27:03,241 --> 00:27:06,413 I know that motherfucker didn't just break my goddamn window. 632 00:27:06,482 --> 00:27:08,655 Junebug! 633 00:27:15,931 --> 00:27:20,275 - ♪ She's a grown-ass woman and she don't take no stuff ♪ 634 00:27:20,344 --> 00:27:24,413 ♪ She's a grown-ass woman and you can't get enough ♪ 635 00:27:24,482 --> 00:27:28,724 ♪ She's a grown-ass woman with three damn kids ♪ 636 00:27:28,793 --> 00:27:32,000 ♪ She's a grown-ass woman ♪ 637 00:27:32,068 --> 00:27:36,689 ♪ And it's "The Ms. Pat Show" ♪